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what do you call a bear if you take away his ear . a "B "

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and...

why do Scotsmen wear kilts ? so the sheep don't hear the zippers

a down on his luck Irishman was walking through an affluent suburb and thinks to himself I might be able to find some work here . after being turned down by a couple of households he "scores " when a lady says " yes, the porch could do with a lick of paint " . she gets him a can of paint and...

if you see an elephant boy crying beside his dead elephant it does not necessarily mean he loved the elephant ! maybe he has to bury it :lol:

its duck season over here again ,I have a question why are they called ducks when they don't :lol:

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have...

thought this was funny thought I'd pass it on

After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: "Who Was That?"

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to...

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now you've started something roger :lol:

A MALE FAIRY TALE: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted; fished, raced cars; went to naked bars and dated...

met a beautiful girl in the park today sparks flew , she fell at my feet we ended up having sex right there in the grass :sex: GOD I love my new Taser :weg:

pinched from DC.com funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6sM2ovFvs

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and...