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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're...

Amazing word lesson This is the best, most interesting English lesson I have had to date. Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters? Do you know that the word "racecar" spelled backwards still spells "racecar"? And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and...

*GOTTA LOVE A MARINE !* A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't...

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word...

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After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way...

During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired fellow about his physical activity level. He said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 Miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the...

The Fairy & The Immigrant Muslin A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside the Ottawa Immigration Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived in Canada with your wife and seven...

Each Friday night after work, sun, snow or rain, Jack, being a Newfie, would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak. But, all of Jack's neighbours were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious...

This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 calibre Beretta Jetfire. These are her own words.: While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend, we...

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a...

He's My Brother Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?" The boy...

A drunk man smelling of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of beer was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest...

I got this Email. America in 2035. And the French