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In a recent interview with Punxsutawney Phil’s ex wife Phyllis, who now lives in Arizona, the infamous ground hog known for predicting the end on winter is a compulsive liar. 'He'll say anything to get out of work,' she told our reporter. Phyllis went on to say that the formal event of...

When I logged on to FBBO today a pop up ad for the Rudest States in America showed up. So I took a look. According to one study, here they are. Of course, New York is #1, but I demand a recount. I get the others, but Iowa and Alaska? And Idaho? New York Virginia Washington Iowa Alaska Utah...

When I finish eating something, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a Black Jack dealer.

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Einstein also claimed the planets in our galaxy are moving away from Earth at a rate of 200,000 miles per hour. He went on the say, ‘but who can blame them.’

Seems like the proper response to me.

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Got this off a Poly forum I belong to. Handy if you plan to sell a car

@Richard Cranium - No, this is not one of those satirical news stories that you post that I love so much.:lol: ALBANY, N.Y. Tejuan D. Carter, 44, Albany, was arrested Monday after State Police said he dropped 6.5 grams of cocaine while he was leaving work. Carter is an employee of the...

Just wondering who came up with this idea.

New York (CNN Business)Ninety-year-old William Shatner, who gained fame portraying Captain Kirk on the original "Star Trek," just hitched a ride aboard a suborbital spacecraft that grazed the edge of outer space before parachuting to a landing, making Shatner the oldest person ever to travel to...

I told my wife I like using the self checkout at Home Depot. I get want I need and check myself out. I don’t have to talk to anyone or deal with anyone. She said they’re probably just as thrilled as I am.

Scientists say that eating a slice of bacon takes 7 minutes off your life. If that’s the case, I died in 1763.

This makes me nervous just watching it.

You just can't make up this stuff.