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Unlike those Brand C and F guys...

What I should have considered for my retirement occupation:

For all the Tradesmen(and -women) out there. The eternal debate continues. As a former Experimental Test Technician,I have no dog in this fight. I'll just enjoy from the sidelines... Make sure you watch until the end. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/9510118/millwrights-versus-electricians

WARNING! EPIC THREAD POTENTIAL! There's a certain protocol in being a man. Protocol determined by the experiences of past men,who have taught fellow and following men these lessons,and they shall be passed on to their sons,and their sons,and... We're in this together,guys. So...THIS...

Found this Tuesday night;Laura and I spent the other night laughing our asses off. Most of us have survived(?) having kids,many of us are currently trying to survive our kids,so maybe this is for those considering having children. www.shitmykidsruined.com You have been warned...

No joke;I was informed that i will be receiving USD$1.5 million soon from a "friend" in the UK.:th_krazy: Really...I received an e-mail. Just read...and laugh your *** off. My Dear Friend, This is John Kuffour writing to you once again, Hope this mail find you in an excellent condition of...

DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your...

The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage. At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into...

How to tell the sex of a fly > > A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter. > > "What are you doing?" > She asked. > > "Hunting Flies" > He responded. > > "Oh! Killing any?" > She asked. > > "Yep, 3 males, 2...

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this." She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says...

I hope no one is offended by this-I laughed my arse off! I was at my bank today; there was a short line. >There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. > >It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it...

Another one... Today's English lesson... > On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. >...

Some more good(IMO) humor-I hope DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS (Or the uncertainty of the English language) Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'...

Cleaning out the e-mail box and found this. It's actually pretty clean,but freakin' hilarious. I used to watch this show occasionally just for moments like these. Enjoy. FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER..... Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the...

Don't bust my balls;I just repeat the bad jokes sent to me by my friends... A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go...

It's Hell to be Old OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court. When the...

Another good laugh... Five Horses is her name.. > > > > > This is mythical and deep. > Truly beautiful... > > > > > >...

Another good one for we "older" folks". Now you young whippersnappers pay attention;we didn't get old by being(totally) stupid! >>Never ever mess with old people...LOL.. we're too smart >> >>Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to >>consider this: >> >>My...

We may have seen these;BFD,as we all need a Monday morning laugh:rolling:. How to Start a Fight ________________________________ One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me...