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12 Ways To Help Your Wife Around The House Without Putting In Too Much Effort
April 26th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
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We here at The Babylon Bee are marriage experts. Being considerate and helping your wife around the house is key to a healthy marriage-- and it doesn't even...
Hoping to "rehabilitate" Indians from their, as he saw it, strange and sometimes wicked ways, General James A. Carleton of the United States Army recommended in a letter to a colleague what should be done with them: "Gather them together little by little onto a Reservation (and) teach their...
The 13-time convicted felon was walking around his Cashmere, Washington apartment in April, toting a balloon full of marijuana in his colon — as one does — when his pistol accidentally discharged.
The bullet went right into his sack — and I don’t mean the “knap” kind.
According to a probable...
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you...
Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing.
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can
read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat...
.The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair
With his secretary.
One day they went to her place
And made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
And woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed
And told his lover to take his shoes
Outside and rub them in the grass and...
Last one is the best.
Subject: 13 Times in History
There are only thirteen times in history when the F-word was considered
acceptable for use in otherwise polite conversation. They are as follows:
1. "What the f*** do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912...
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure--it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio...