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    A little marriage help, you are welcome

    12 Ways To Help Your Wife Around The House Without Putting In Too Much Effort April 26th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com Brought to you by: We here at The Babylon Bee are marriage experts. Being considerate and helping your wife around the house is key to a healthy marriage-- and it doesn't even...
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    Dirty old man

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    The Indians of the Six Nations to the College William & Mary in Virginia -- 1744

    Hoping to "rehabilitate" Indians from their, as he saw it, strange and sometimes wicked ways, General James A. Carleton of the United States Army recommended in a letter to a colleague what should be done with them: "Gather them together little by little onto a Reservation (and) teach their...
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    What every toolbox needs, a Fukung wrench

    Found this going through my late brothers stuff. Was all rusty but cleaned up nicely. Seems to be pretty good quality.
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    13-Time Felon Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Testicles While Carrying Drugs in His Anus –

    The 13-time convicted felon was walking around his Cashmere, Washington apartment in April, toting a balloon full of marijuana in his colon — as one does — when his pistol accidentally discharged. The bullet went right into his sack — and I don’t mean the “knap” kind. According to a probable...
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    How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

    These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you...
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    alzheimers test

    Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing. The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat...
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    BUFFALO THEORY

    Makes perfect sense to me.
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    I agree with Hitler

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    Funny and true to life commercial

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnYPtSnOJY
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    Dramatic increase of hitch-hiking in Zimbabwe

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3464030/Three-women-pick-hitch-hiker-force-sex-harvest-semen-latest-sperm-collector-attack-hit-Zimbabwe.html
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    SNL Let it snow

    Most of the 40th anniversary show was a yawn, but I did get a kick out of this. http://screencrush.com/snl-40-celebrity-jeopardy/
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    The 6 affairs

    .The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And told his lover to take his shoes Outside and rub them in the grass and...
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    the f word

    Last one is the best. Subject: 13 Times in History There are only thirteen times in history when the F-word was considered acceptable for use in otherwise polite conversation. They are as follows: 1. "What the f*** do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912...
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    New Ford truck

    I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure--it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio...
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    This time Hitler's Youtube parody rings true.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYZRsL6ie4A
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