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*My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off. ___________________________________________ *I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as the missus likes to call it. *We were both suffering from...

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleution 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol...

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Hillary' hat and a 'Save the Trees'...

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to...

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000!" Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine...

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear you...

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution . When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor . The female doctor says,” I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different...

Donald Trump is constantly bombarded concerning his spirituality, alleged Christian beliefs and so forth. He was recently asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again." Trump 20:17

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Do you remember 'THE JUGGLER'? It's worth another watch – even if you've seen it before. They just don't make them like they used to. Only those of us over 50 would probably recognize the people in the front row. (Speaker of the House, President and Senate Majority Leader). I don't...

What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then...

| (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) | | Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots? | | | | He asked for help and she could see why. | | By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. | | She almost cried when the...

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You must watch both videos in the correct order! This is an ad for John Lewis dept stores in UK. Watch it first. https://biggeekdad.com/2016/11/buster-the-boxer/ Then watch this one. https://biggeekdad.com/2016/11/buster-boxer-paroday/

The US has been trying to assassinate Castro for 57 years. Trump is elected and he's dead in three weeks.

TRUMP could destroy the local AZ economies. Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands and moving elsewhere showing their outrage with Donald Trump's proposed law of sending illegal immigrants back to their native countries. In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix...