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1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you need to change the air in your tires. This highly recommended but often overlooked maintenance item is much easier now. Remember to change your air every 3,000 miles or twice a year. $25 2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW...

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the men, 'Can...

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A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing well. He says Prophets are going through the roof.

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a...

From The Manitoba Herald The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens...

....or not..... The largest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A...

California >vs. Arizona > > Governor >of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A >coyote jumps out and attacks dog. > > California : > > #1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" > and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only...

Not that dirty, but DON'T read them if your sensibilities are easily hurt Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your...

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie...

shame this really isn't funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5yxFtTwDcc

from a motorcycle forum.... I roll up to a red light second behind a soccer mom from h**l ,in the SUV ,talking on the cell phone and touching up her makeup in the rear view mirror . The light turns green , she readjusts the rear view mirror as she starts to move forward and sees me , on a...

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The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything! Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron. Wanna play? No??? Too bad, you're already playing... And quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!

A little late, but still funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3_95F5e-Ac

"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider...

Their engineers were always the best! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno. If you don't read anything else, please read what he said. Very well stated, Mr. Leno. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while...