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"If I don't get a Hoax shot, I could die". I'm sorry, if all those drugs didn't kill Ozzy, the hoax doesn't even have a slight remote chance of doing anything to him.

Watching a Duke film called "Brannigan" from '75, and during a shot of Piccadilly Circus, I saw this...

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi were sitting around drinking coffee. Someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided that each would find a bear and...

A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.' _____________________________________ 'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the...

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your 'manhood'...

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his private parts with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked, you're supposed to turn your clock back".

A filthy rich Florida man invites all of his friends and neighbors to a party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. He also invites Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with all the women. There was a...

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked...

A man buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people who lie, and he decides to test it at dinner: Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates. Dad: Which one? Son: Kung Fu Panda. The...

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,k "Things are great and I've never felt better." I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that...