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Kansas City Hospitality

A guy goes out on a date with the town Fluzy and runs home to tell his brother that he is going to marry her. His brother says you can't marry her, she has F**ked everyone in town. He replies, well it's a small town. :BangHead:

Health Inspector stops in a local Diner one day and while performing an inspection observes a guy placing ground beef in his armpit making hamburger patties. In dismay he tells the cook that he can't do that. The cook replies if you think this is bad, you should see the guy who makes the doughnuts!!

Two deaf people got married and during the first week of marriage, they find out that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out...

A guy jumps out of a plane and his parachute won't open. Suddenly another guy passes him going up, so he asks him if he knows anything about parachutes?? The guy replies, no, do you know anything about gas grills??

A man and his young son are riding up the road when they come to a 4-way stop. Over on a lawn there are 2 dogs going at it. Suddenly the son asks his Dad what the dogs are doing. The Dad not knowing really what to say responds...well ah you see the one dog hurt his foot and the other dog is...