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  1. roadrunnerman

    Never try to upstage an old lady

    An old lady is riding an elevator in a lavish store when a beautiful women gets in the elevator smelling of perfume. She turns to the old lady and says arrogantly "Romance" by Ralph Lauren $150 an ounce." Another beautiful women gets on the elevator and turns to her and says " Chanel no. 5 $200...
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    Disorder in the courts

    The following are actual court reporter statements made by attorneys and witnesses that are compiled in a book called "DISORDER IN THE COURT" Attorney; What was the first thing your husband said to you this morning? Witness; He said " Where am I Cathy?" Attorney; And why did that upset you...
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    Traffic camera

    A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even slower, but again the camera flashed...
  5. roadrunnerman

    things to ponder

    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as a man. We use 300 muscles just to...
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