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Subject: Marriage relationships It has been studied and determined that the most often used position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead. ------------------------------------------ My husband came home with a tube...

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Gun Debate. I have friends on both sides of the handgun issue, those who believe easy access to handguns is not good for this country and those who believe government has no business dictating ownership one way or the other. I have gained valuable understanding from both arguments. I have made...

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts...

In the advertisements on this page I get this tasty message for today. Thanks! For the suggestion

Now you know Y The “Y” Chromosome... People born before 1946 are called - The Greatest Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called - The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are called - Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010are called - Generation...

Old Man and a Bucket of Shrimp... a true story... a wonderful story. You will be glad that you read it, especially those who know Key Biscayne, Florida. I hope you’ll pass it on. It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to...

Why Teachers Drink The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 18 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons? A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. How is dew formed? A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What...

These from over across the pond.... WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS These glorious insults are from an era before the English language became boiled down to 4-letter words A Member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That...

♦I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number? ♦Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. ♦I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my...

Money has different names!!! In temple or church, it's called donation. In school, it's fee. In marriage, it's called dowry. In divorce, alimony. When you owe someone, it's debt. When you pay the government, it's tax. In court, it's fines. Civil servant retirees, it's pension. Employer to...

This is great thinking, and the RIGHT solution...... INNER PEACE - THIS IS AMAZING If you can start the day without caffeine If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day...

Very special pictures. If this doesn’t make you smile, laugh, think, maybe even tear up, then you need to start the day over! Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life...

Pharmacist to a customer: "Madam, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill youneed a properprescription.Simply showing your marriage certificate and husband's picture is not enough." A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in your life...

RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, Deanna insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate is my wife is like most women that she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received...