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......I rapidly realized a few things: 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing, yet it lives for 450...

Business was terrible and not picking up. The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler...

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, I don't know daddy, it just...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here'sto spending the rest of me Life, Between the legsof me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best Toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the Prize for the Best toast of The night." She said...

I couldn't think of a better forum to post this in - http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/4309879163.html CHARGER 74 BEATIFULL RUN GOOD, PARTS ORIGINAL CD RADIOS, NICE RING,LIGHTS BLUE,AUTOMATIC V-8 ING318.- TWO COLORS WHITE AND RED INTERIOR ES CREEN, DUAL PIPE LOUD ING. CLEAM...

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads...

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"Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free...it's women who make it hard."

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As they rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not...

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. 'What's up with the big brass gong?' one of the guests asked. 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,'...

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next **** could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. After...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a...

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy...

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Positive ground depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the transmission of negative ions by retention of the visible spectral manifestation known as “smoke”. Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work. We know this to be true because every time one lets the smoke out of an...

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Subject: JUST IN FROM THE BBC BBC NEWS - Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement...

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