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From Steven Wright
You know why women can never answer the question "What do you want to eat?" If they actually answered it honestly, it would sound like this...
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From the old Sledgehammer TV series. Sledge comes home and finds a strange woman in his apartment.
Sledge: "What are you doing here? You know you're breaking and entering?"
Woman: "The door was open."
Sledge: "Then you're entering."
Woman: "My car broke down and I just wanted to call for a...