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Jeff Bezos's Wedding 100% Funded By Your Wife's Amazon Purchases Jun 29, 2025 TUCSON, AZ — Local man Jeremy Briggs sadly discovered this week that his wife's Amazon purchases single-handedly funded billionaire Jeff Bezos's elaborate Italian wedding. "I wasn't surprised, just...

May 3, 2025 NEWPORT BEACH, CA — Chipotle executives unveiled plans today for the restaurant chain to somehow get even worse. After a decade of steadily transforming its once-delicious food into tasteless crap, Chipotle still believes there is room to be more awful. "People say it isn't...

Mar 19, 2025 LOS ANGELES, CA — While waiting in line at the Department Of Motor Vehicles, local man Roger Stephens had the chance to experience trainee Sarah Taylor's very first day on the job, watch her advance in years, and celebrate her retirement. After arriving at eight in the...

Feb 1, 2025 ROME, GA — In a brutal takedown, a local, well-known "Karen" was accused today of being a "real Margaret." The "Karen" in question, instead of merely acting in her usual manner as an entitled irritant, stepped up to gross condescension and ignorance, earning herself the new...

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Dec 19, 2024 U.S. — Though economic analysts sounded the alarm over such a catastrophe happening just before Christmas, husbands across the country breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing thousands of Amazon workers were going on strike. Experts predicted that the strike would likely throw...

Dec 11, 2024 As one generation gives way to the next, you may find yourself looking in the mirror and wondering, "Hey, am I old now?" Here are 15 signs that you are, in fact, old: You saw this article scrolling Facebook: Dead giveaway. You have something in your wallet called "cash"...

What a jackoff that guy is!!! He didn't get off easy, according to the Ontario Provincial Police. Dec 04, 2024 We all have our vices, but some can be more destructive — or distracting — than others. According to a report by the Ontario Provincial Police, one man let his urges get the...

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10 Ways Men Have It So Much Worse Than Women Dec 3, 2024 Though science has unequivocally shown that life is far more difficult for men than it is for women, many ignorant people still argue the opposite. That's why we've consulted with top man experts to prove to you how much more...

Oct 29, 2024 BROKEN BOW, NE — Local wife and mother Dana Fallcrest is baffled by the behavior of her home's heater, which she says keeps shutting off as soon as it hits 140°F. "It's freezing in here!" Fallcrest complains daily. "I can't believe this thing won't get hotter than 140°. How do...

Ukraine Adapts Grad Rocket Launcher to US Dodge Ram 1500 to Combat Russian Forces. 1 Oct, 2024 Ukrainian soldiers from the 93rd Mechanized Brigade have demonstrated creativity by combining proven Soviet-era technology with an American civilian vehicle, providing a new mobile attack capability...

Sep 16, 2024 THE UNITED KINGDOM — According to sources, American tourist Gary Ludwig isn't sure whether the British restaurant where he is eating lunch messed up his food order or whether the food is just supposed to taste like this. "I'm here in London having the time of my life but the...

Sep 12, 2024 CEDA RAPIDS, IA — A local couple reached an important milestone in the homeschool education of their children today as they found themselves Googling ‘military boarding schools.' Barely more than a month after excitedly embarking on what they expected to be a challenging but...

8-Day-Old Jewish Baby Excited For Cool Party They're Throwing For Him And Hey Why Are All The Women Leaving And Who Is This Guy In The Robes Aug 31, 2024 NEW YORK CITY, NY — Sources close to Levi Greenbaum confirmed that the 8-day-old Jewish newborn was "very excited" for a super cool...

Aug 22, 2024 BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Jennifer Lopez, star of the 2002 box office thriller Enough, filed for divorce from husband Ben Affleck after just two years, earning herself another punch on her divorce punch card, reportedly leaving her just one punch away from earning a free husband...

Aug 15, 2024 Men are such a mystery, especially when it comes to romance. So how can you really be sure he's "in the mood?" We assembled a panel of man experts to explain the subtle signs that indicate his desire to be with you. Here are 10 signs to look for that might be an indication...

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Jul 30, 2024 OXFORD — Eminent behavioral scientists at the University of Oxford have recently unveiled a new feminist theory of human emotions. Specifically, the theory holds that feminists are always angry because they don't have a man to tell them to calm down when they get angry. The...

Woman Worried Her Eyebrows Aren’t Stupid Enough Jul 15, 2024 RICHMOND, VA — Local woman Shayleigh Jennings is reportedly growing worried that her eyebrows might not be stupid enough after a long look in the mirror this week. Shayleigh's concerns were also prompted by her nine hours on...