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I finally found her! It took 60 yrs. but I found her... The words from the song , "Where have all the flowers gone?...long time passing.... " Have you ever wondered what happened To all those really cute and crazy, good-looking, Barefoot, young hippie chicks Who didn't wear bras, smoked...

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It can be Hell getting old! Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw An old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged And walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like...

Not many years ago, GM made automobiles in Flint , Michigan and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico . After 7+ years of Obama, GM now makes cars in Mexico and you can't drink the water in Flint !! Go figure!!

How the Hungarians are stopping Muslims from crossing the border into their country!

AT THE BAR Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up...

Superman is flying around the city, ***** as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, naked on top of the building. Superman thinks, "This is my chance!" He swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet bangs her and is gone in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits up and says,"What the...

Yesterday I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store in Phoenix. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm...

I watched this for Five minutes before I realized the clip is only 7 seconds long! The Effects of G Forces are Illustrated. http://gfycat.com/ZestyImportantBluefish

Who said that the health care in Canada was not up to par? A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible." The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some...

An English tourist was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few...

A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming. But every once in a while, he'd hear an internal...

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PERFECT FOR YOUR BOOK CLUBS: World's Shortest Books MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros...

All the fuss about keeping their heads covered..... nuff said! And now....... Everyone needs at least one good piece of advice per day! How to hold on and not fall on the bus! This is known as a "pole clamp". Not available at your local hardware store.

Australian Telephone Operator: "G'day mate .... Helpline here ........What's the problem?" Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!" Australian Telephone Operator: "Bummer!" Customer...