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http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/p-e-i-reporter-tells-alarmed-readers-paper-had-no-obits-because-just-nobody-died-1.4783197 People complaining that there were no obituaries in the paper that day....

Apparently the Earth is flat after all. And Mad Mike Hughes is going to prove it to everybody! He already injured himself in one test flight, let's see if a longer flight is safer. http://nationalpost.com/news/world/a-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat

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Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books -------------------------------------- Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1. 532.53 cm3 gluten 2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5...

Instructions: Read each question thoroughly. Answer all questions. Time limit -- four hours. Begin immediately. History Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrate specifically but not exclusively, on the social, political, economic, religious...

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http://www.cbc.ca/punchline/miscellany/neil-degrasse-tyson-points-out-the-science-flaws-in-david-bowies-space-oddi Find out the truth behind 'Space Oddity' :)

Sometime this year if lucky, we taxpayers will receive an 'Income Tax Refund payment.' This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Income Tax Refund Payment' ? A. It is money that the provincial government will...

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a box of 24 rare and very expensive cigars, insured them against… fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the...

(from 1998) MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET HANFORD FACILITY REDMOND (BNN)--World leaders reacted with stunned silence as Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) conducted an underground nuclear test at a secret facility in eastern Washington state. The device, exploded at 9:22 am PDT...

KIDS' LITTLE INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE I wonder how they learned these things... Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. Andrew, Age...

The Root of All Evil? 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/monty-python-performs-last-show-ever-at-london-s-o2-arena-1.2713462 After fifty years of Monty Python, no more.

These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine. 1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. 2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computer and spreadsheetprograms. 3. Received a plaque for Salesperson of...

WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we're not home right now, so leave a message at the tone and we'll assimilate you later. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to...

Someone was paid to design and build some of these? http://www.cracked.com/article_19155_the-14-most-unintentionally-terrifying-statues-in-world.html/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

My wife looks up stuff on Pinterest. So when she found some bad examples, she had to let me see them... http://distractify.com/fun/fails/the-most-embarrassing-craft-fails-ever-i-feel-bad-but-these-are-so-funny/

If you're in Virginia, and the new neighbor is from Australia, don't put up a floodlight. http://distractify.com/fun/pranks/letters-between-australian-troll-and-neighbor-over-floodlight/

Here's one of the things at the Olympics that actually works... http://www.capitalfm.co.ke/lifestyle/2014/02/11/olympics2014-canadas-beer-fridge-best-thing-in-sochi/

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