SCredneck
Well-Known Member
Larry gets home late one night and his wife,
> Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did
> you
> Get?"
> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he
> said
> proudly.
>
> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said,
> Shaking her head in disdain.
> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred
> Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
>
> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
> Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
> And, lastly,
> instead of you going out shopping, you
> can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
> anytime
> you want."
>
> Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital
> Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did
> you
> Get?"
> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he
> said
> proudly.
>
> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said,
> Shaking her head in disdain.
> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred
> Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
>
> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
> Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
> And, lastly,
> instead of you going out shopping, you
> can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
> anytime
> you want."
>
> Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital
