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13-Time Felon Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Testicles While Carrying Drugs in His Anus –

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The 13-time convicted felon was walking around his Cashmere, Washington apartment in April, toting a balloon full of marijuana in his colon — as one does — when his pistol accidentally discharged.

The bullet went right into his sack — and I don’t mean the “knap” kind.

According to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16th, while doctors treated his gunshot wound to the jewels, the rubber bag of weed exited his rectum.

Kudos to him for also joining what I must assume is the very, very short list of people who’ve shoved drugs up their butt and then shot themselves in the nuttiest place to point a gun.

Congratulations on a life well-lived.






https://www.redstate.com/alexparker...entally-shoots-testicles-carrying-drugs-anus/
 
hawkeye said:
The 13-time convicted felon was walking around his Cashmere, Washington apartment in April, toting a balloon full of marijuana in his colon — as one does — when his pistol accidentally discharged.

The bullet went right into his sack — and I don’t mean the “knap” kind.

According to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16th, while doctors treated his gunshot wound to the jewels, the rubber bag of weed exited his rectum.

Kudos to him for also joining what I must assume is the very, very short list of people who’ve shoved drugs up their butt and then shot themselves in the nuttiest place to point a gun.

Congratulations on a life well-lived.






https://www.redstate.com/alexparker...entally-shoots-testicles-carrying-drugs-anus/
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Can't fix stupid...
 
13-time felon by age 27. How are people like this out of jail in the first place?

Additional drug, weapons and witness tampering charges.

If it weren't for the nutshot, I'd be depressed instead of laughing!
 
With any luck he's never continued the bloodline and can't now...
 
Adds a whole new dimension to "stinky weed". I've heard of that stuff in prison, but why in the heck would you put it up your butt at your apartment????? What the heck
 
R/T Boy 67 said:
It would also explain why he was playing with his balls,with a gun in his hands.
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Nah, he had it all cool like, stuffed down in the front of his trouser... the smart way....
 
I bet it won't be the last time something gets shoved up his rear.
 
Guess they don't have a "three strikes" law there, eh?
 
Sometimes things work out Ok.
 
He's going to be very popular where he's going, he got mad skills yo, LOL!
 
Carrying weed in your ***? Christ,,What a ******* moron
 
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