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20th anniversary

Auggie56

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

is not still in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs

to look for him..

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of


coffee in front of him..

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip


of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the


room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary


of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when


we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' He says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her


husband is so caring and sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.


'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back

seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair


beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved


the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter

or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,


'I would have gotten out today.'
 
My wife’s dad wouldn’t have been so kind - He’s VN and would have cut my dick off.....
 
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

is not still in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs

to look for him..

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of


coffee in front of him..

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip


of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the


room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary


of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when


we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' He says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her


husband is so caring and sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.


'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back

seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair


beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved


the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter

or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,


'I would have gotten out today.'

:lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl:
 
I just told this joke to my wife and barely got through it for laughing. She thought it was funny as well.
 
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