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A call for help from New Yorkers......

kiwigtx

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I received an email this afternoon, and it seems I left a piece of baggage at the airport...anyone able to help me collect it??? :D

Assistant Inspection Director
John F. Kennedy International Airport
Queens New York, 11430United States

Hello Good friend,
I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have your trust before I review it to you because it may cost me my job, so I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to review the secret to you. I am Sir Charles J. Colocino, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities here at the John F. Kennedy International Airport Queens New York during my search for undelivered parcels I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from Benin Republic and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a metal trunk box. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,800USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the John F. Kennedy International

Airport Queens New York till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Trunk box.

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your full information as Below:
FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:
NEAREST AIRPORT:

To enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you and 30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,800 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 30% share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential.

Thank you.
Sir Charles J. Colocino.
Assistant Inspection Director
John F. Kennedy International Airport
Queens New York, 11430 United States
 
Geez Kiwi what are you going to do - what a lucky guy you are. It’s like winning the lottery man!

On the other hand what do those stupid monkeys think we are - stupid monkeys???
 
First of all, if that person really worked at JFK, his name would have been Al-Tarik Abdul Aziz Muhammed. It's obvious that you have never BEEN to JFK. Ever since 9/11, TSA has deemed it necessary to HIRE the terrorists so that they won't attack us again. It is really strange when a non-english speaking raghead tells me to take my shoes off at the airport.
 
Wow, you go to the federal fraud website and this particular one is VERY popular. :lol:
I always wonder where these "people" get the names they use and in this particular case,
turns out the real Charles J Colocino is deceased and was a WW2 vet:
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/86405285/charles-j_-colocino
RIP and thank you, SSGT Colocino!
 
You lucky dog !!!! :lol::lol::lol: all I've got are phone calls from my kidnapped daughter crying and telling me that she needs money, and I don't have no daughters, then I tell her am sick and tired of her b.s. and she's with that guy again to get her fu@#$ and she start to calling me names and I laugh so hard, but never for money.
 
I got this Roger! I am 20 miles from that airport.Make all the needed arrangements and I will go pick it up for you,,,,,code name is ZACK:rofl:
 
This is how a foreigner constructs sentences and uses words. First giveaway.

Did you really recieve this or did you just find it on the web?
 
This is how a foreigner constructs sentences and uses words. First giveaway.

Did you really receive this or did you just find it on the web?
I really did get this one....found in my SPAM folder of my emails...true story. I usually get emails from Russian girls wanting my body....but this one was different. A couple of years ago I received a hand-written letter with a similarly amazing offer....from South Africa. :)
 
Not a New Yorker, but my mom had a 67 Newport back in the 70's.
 
You lucky dog !!!! :lol::lol::lol: all I've got are phone calls from my kidnapped daughter crying and telling me that she needs money, and I don't have no daughters, then I tell her am sick and tired of her b.s. and she's with that guy again to get her fu@#$ and she start to calling me names and I laugh so hard, but never for money.
:rofl:
 
I really did get this one....found in my SPAM folder of my emails...true story. I usually get emails from Russian girls wanting my body....but this one was different. A couple of years ago I received a hand-written letter with a similarly amazing offer....from South Africa. :)
:fool: Mine are seemingly from :jackoff: Nigerian Princes :bananadance:
 
I sent him $1000 as a sign he could trust me, but I haven’t heard back?
 
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