A Christmas Shopping story - Almost made me cry

[Richard Cranium]

Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas.
Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot
to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where
are you? You know that we have lots to do."



Frank said, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10
years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I could not
afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."



Little tears started to flow down Dianne's cheek, and she got all choked up.
"Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.



"Well, I'm in the Hooters next to that."

 

[Budnicks]

 

[Bb70charger500]

Almost made me piss my pants

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[GetX'd]

Now that's a funny one.....!

 

[Brandy]

I would be a dead man standing.

 

[kiwigtx]

That there was fuuuuuuunny.

 

[khryslerkid]

This is one of the best I've heard in a long time. I've been telling it to my friends and family and everyone loves it!

Worth a bump...

 

[mr. b]

RC that was great

 

[MarPar]

 

[usaroadrunner]

I just passed out from laughing. Another awesome one rc

 

[68gtxman]

My wife just said my dinner was being cancelled because she didn't like this joke. I liked it though!!!