A Male Fairy Tale

[Coyoteduster]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had
sex with skinny big breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced
cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank
whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never
paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never
got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up.

The End

 

[snakeyes]

:sad5:

 

[mr. b]

true so true

 

[Hemi Rebel]

Living the dream

 

[67 Power Wagon]

....what a dream!

 

[BBishere2]

Guy told his shrink he wanted to be happy and married - the shrink looked at him and said 'Pick one!' :toothy2:

 

[67GTX440]

It never ends up with a happy ending like that! I always tell my wife that I hear other guys complain about how their wife ran off and never understood why they had all the luck.

 

[sleepar]

Cray~cray.... coming from me should say something..

 

[HT413]

I'll settle for leaving the toilet seat up in peace.