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A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him,
“Before you meet with God, I should tell you, we’ve looked over your life, and honestly, you didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us decide?”
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied,
“Yeah, once while out driving, I came upon a little old lady being harassed by a group of thugs. I pulled over and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced his lip. I tore the ring out of his lip and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this lady, or they would have to deal with me!”
“Wow, that’s impressive. “When did this happen?” asked St Peter.
“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.
“Before you meet with God, I should tell you, we’ve looked over your life, and honestly, you didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us decide?”
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied,
“Yeah, once while out driving, I came upon a little old lady being harassed by a group of thugs. I pulled over and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced his lip. I tore the ring out of his lip and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this lady, or they would have to deal with me!”
“Wow, that’s impressive. “When did this happen?” asked St Peter.
“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.
