A Physicist is a person who passes as an
exacting expert on the basis of being able
to turn out wth prolific fortitude,
infinite strings of incomprehensible formulas,
calculated with micrometric precision from
vague assumptions which are based on
debatable figures taken from inconclusive
experiments carried out with instruments of
problematical accuracy by persons of doubtful
reliability and questionable mentality, for
the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopeless group of esoteric fanatics referred to altogether too frequently as Physicists.
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exacting expert on the basis of being able
to turn out wth prolific fortitude,
infinite strings of incomprehensible formulas,
calculated with micrometric precision from
vague assumptions which are based on
debatable figures taken from inconclusive
experiments carried out with instruments of
problematical accuracy by persons of doubtful
reliability and questionable mentality, for
the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopeless group of esoteric fanatics referred to altogether too frequently as Physicists.
- Unknown
