A young Arab boy asks his father

[Richard Cranium]

A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body," said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?"

His father replied, "These are 'babouches' which keep us from burning our feet from hot sand in the desert."

"So tell me then father," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are we living in Dearborn Michigan and you're still wearing all this ****?

 

[GetX'd]

That's funny and oh so true....

 

[kiwigtx]

This reminds me of a well known saying: "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and erase all doubt..."

....which reminds me of something...."Not to start trouble with other members here"
I have enough to do as it is without playing Policeman and breaking up fights all day.

 

[polywideblock]

you left out " back to your corners "