Actual ad on CL

[Red63440]

Ninjas Required

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Date: 2012-02-21, 1:12PM EST
Reply to: 6bxf3-2863149154@job.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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We are looking for 3 skilled ninjas for security purposes in our building. You will be provided with a dark room to prepare and hide in, and full access to facilities. Weapons are not required but preference is yours. You must be able to be one with the surroundings at all times. If we see you, you aren't doing your job. This is a night position only. Resumes will be accepted, but must include short video of skills, and you must reference 2 stealth missions you were involved in with the employer name for verification.



•Compensation: Food, Lodging, $15 starting pay
•Telecommuting is ok.
•This is a part-time job.
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
•Please, no phone calls about this job!
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2863149154:upside down:

 

[pabster]

Yeah, ninja are one of the few occupations that are in demand in this economy.

 

[tpodwdog]

reminds me of when the Maharishi called the pizza shoppe and said to the guy on the phone..."....make me one,,,,,,with everything " (it'll hit ya....sooner or later)

 

[daltonruss]

Resume sent hop i get the JOB