Coyoteduster
Well-Known Member
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come to work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work today.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house!"
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work today.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house!"
