Another fine blond joke...

[Al K]

A new blonde joke!!!

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'



The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.



As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its

back.







Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed

in frustration. ....



****! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!

 

[426HemiCharger]

hahaha!!!

Here's One Al:

There was a blonde speeding on the interstate. A blonde state trooper takes notice and gives chase. Once the civilian blonde sees the trooper she pulls over.
"I need identification, proof of insurance and registration."
"Sure one second"
And the blonde produces the insurance and registration.
"Ma'am, your ID?"
"Oh, sorry trooper I don't have an I'd, but I have this picture of me."
as she pulled out a compact and opened it. "see"
As the trooper looked she said " sorry, I wouldn't have pulled you over I knew you worked for the highway patrol!"

 

[Al K]

Now,that's a good one!:rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[moparstuart]

:rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling::yes:

 

[1-BAD-B]

I know i have said it before but i love blonde jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PDFROGMAN]

what do you call a smart Blonde????








a golden retriever :yes:

 

[Al K]

what do you call a smart Blonde????








a golden retriever :yes:

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

Tough to get one to do the dishes,though...:no:

 

[moparstuart]

what do you call a smart Blonde????








a golden retriever :yes:

:rolling::rolling::rolling: