Are you ugly ? Bet you are

[Richard Cranium]

Peter Falk lookalike. Not at all a bad thing!

Back in his younger Columbo days or when he was old and lost his marbles?

 

[33 IMP]

Actually, his pre-columbo days. I was a big fan of his in "The Great Race" and " Robin and the seven hoods".

 

[chargervert]

I even played Columbo when someone stole my $1200.00 Hemi headers for my Daytona stock car. See my thread in the Daytona Superbird section! Lol

 

[WileE]

I'm so ugly, I'm told people see me everywhere on October 31.

 

[WileE]

I'm so ugly, the mirror cracked even before I put it in front of my face.

 

[chargervert]

I'm too sexy for my shirt,so sexy it hurts!

 

[440+6]

Oh yea, I'm so ugly I have little circles all over from people touching me with a 10 foot pole.

 

[chargervert]

People social distanced from me long before it was trendy! My wife has been doing it for years! Lol

 

[Cojohnso1]

I'm so ugly my only dates are with women who lost bets. And I always feel bad. Not only did she have to go thru that ordeal? She also lost a friend who held her too that bet. Just sadness.

 

[Joske2]

I drive a Mopar, nobody notice that i am ugly.

 

[BBishere2]

Ugly?

They only kept my negatives in the family album.
When I was a kid, they had to tie a bone around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
I’ve got little round circles on my body where people touched me with a 10’ pole.
When I was a kid I went to the store and got held up in the office as they thought I was the organ grinder’s monkey that was missing.

 

[Cojohnso1]

Oh yeah! I'm so ugly my dating site nick name is "Swipe left". So ugly my Covid test came back "Not interested." Social distancing? That was my guidance consoler's recommendation. Even my dog will only greet me by lifting his leg.

 

[Snook]

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