69BBody
Well-Known Member
A young country Irish lad is at the local barn dance. He spies in the distance a fine-looking young lassie. After building up as much courage as he can, he saunters over to her and asks her if she would like to dance. She does, so they do. After a few slow dances, he looks her straight in the eye and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” to which she, not altogether unsurprisingly, replies, “You certainly cannot!” He nonchalantly turns to her and says, “Oh, it must be your feet then.”