69HEMICORONETR/TCONV
Well-Known Member
BEAR REMOVER
> >
> > A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on
> his
> > roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough,
> > there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
> >
> > He calls the number, and the bear remover says
> he'll be
> > over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets
> out
> > of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a
> shotgun
> > and a mean old pit bull.
> >
> > "What are you going to do," the homeowner
> asks?
> > "I'm going to put this ladder up against the
> roof,
> > then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear
> off the
> > roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off,
> the
> > pit bull is trained to grab his testicles with his jaw
> and
> > not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for
> me to
> > put him in the cage in the back of the van."
> > He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
> > "What's the shotgun for?" asks the
> homeowner.
> > "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the
> > dog."
> >
> > A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on
> his
> > roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough,
> > there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
> >
> > He calls the number, and the bear remover says
> he'll be
> > over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets
> out
> > of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a
> shotgun
> > and a mean old pit bull.
> >
> > "What are you going to do," the homeowner
> asks?
> > "I'm going to put this ladder up against the
> roof,
> > then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear
> off the
> > roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off,
> the
> > pit bull is trained to grab his testicles with his jaw
> and
> > not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for
> me to
> > put him in the cage in the back of the van."
> > He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
> > "What's the shotgun for?" asks the
> homeowner.
> > "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the
> > dog."
