Because that's what friends are fore ....

[Coyoteduster]

A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, and the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

"Because ......., he's thinking about getting married."

 

[Bb70charger500]

Ah yeah my friend s didn't do this for me .I found out the hard way

 

[Lets Roll]

Sounds like he married my ex.

 

[Budnicks]

funny...