Being Nervous!!!!

[cr8crshr]

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure ...
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me ...
"I don't have an erection," I replied.
"I do." replied the nurse.






















Never get a Colonoscopy in San Francisco.
cr8crshr/Bill

 

[hanks73340]

They call it Cave Tubing in San Fran......

 

[Moparfiend]

Lol

 

[Ranger16]

Thanks for posting that. I have one scheduled next month.

 

[cr8crshr]

Thanks for posting that. I have one scheduled next month.

Ain't nothin' but a thing. I have had 3 and zero concerns. Got to have them so I just suck it up and get er done and over with...cr8crshr/Bill

 

[Slap Stick]

ARMAGEDDON!

 

[Brandy]

No big deal. Easy peasy.

 

[Begood03]

ARMAGEDDON!

Now that's funny.

 

[Johnpat]

That's one I,ll remember

 

[Ranger16]

Ain't nothin' but a thing. I have had 3 and zero concerns. Got to have them so I just suck it up and get er done and over with...cr8crshr/Bill

Yeah, I'm not a virgin to this, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. The good news is I'm on the 5 year plan, so I don't have too many more to look forward to. 50 years later and the Army is still sticking it in my ***.

 

[fwi]

They call it Cave Tubing in San Fran......

And how do you know?

 

[hanks73340]

You got me.....we were in Belize Cave Tubing and the phrase just popped up. Couldn't help saying it. But it does sound funny......

 

[Cojohnso1]

I have an engine bore scope to a laptop? I can do for half the price? And I'm pretty sure I could do lasik? And install a pacemaker? I mean. How hard can it be ? (Bore scope examination is by weight. If you have "Hippo Butt?" it maybe more cost effective to visit your local medical facility.)

If you go blind, die or can't ****? I of course offer a full money back guarantee.

 

[cr8crshr]

Yeah, I'm not a virgin to this, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. The good news is I'm on the 5 year plan, so I don't have too many more to look forward to. 50 years later and the Army is still sticking it in my ***.

Ain't that the truth!!! AF is still doing it to me also...cr8crshr/Bill