Best Restroom Signs Ever!

[Auggie56]

With all the different languages in the world today…

this makes it pretty simple.































AND FINALLY PLEASE DO NOT ARGUE!!!.......

 

[DCCoronet]

I'm not seeing the one for mixed use....... I broke a sink In one when I climaxed a couple years ago.

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

My office

 

[kiwigtx]

 

[65-440]

funny thread !

 

[BeepBeepRR]

I stopped by a McDonalds one day and found this gem in the bathroom.



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[65-440]

This ....

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

You guys are crackin' me up
Forgot to warn you,,,,this one might look good

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

It's self cleaning for the fish **** and you need good aim




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[71charger_fan]

Back in the '70s, the Poor Peoples Pub in Sanbornville NH had the restrooms labelled "Shake It" and "Wipe It."

 

[65-440]

A gun range by me has a sign over the urinal that reads " if you shoot with a short barrel aim closer" !

 

[ws23jrt]

These are restroom pics from Carlsbad Caverns. NM.
I was there in the late sixties and recall having to duck under a stalactite formation at the urinal. They must have fixed that head knocker hazard.

 

[ws23jrt]

EEk

 

[ws23jrt]

Fishing??

 

[kiwigtx]

Fishing??
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Jigging for Moon Fish.

Sorry, not a sign....but when My wife and I were touring Europe (not a country BTW), I went to a toilet in Vienna, beside the cemetery used in the film "The Sound of Music" - popular tourist spot. I'm standing there draining the python, and some big fat German guy standing two bays along lets rip with an enormous fart. I chuckled to myself, and said out loud "Good fart". He turned and said to me "Danke sehr!"
Seems I can speak German as well now.

 

[BDF6]

 

[BDF6]

I have plagiarized...Auggie56 beat me to it.
Appologies & shame.

 

[BDF6]