Beware of undercover police. . . .

[kiwigtx]

An undercover cop called at my farm in rural Texas yesterday evening...
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.

“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.

The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the **** I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this ******* badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the **** I want, have I made myself clear?!”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,

“Your badge, show him your ******* badge!”

 

[GITEX]

 

[polywideblock]

 

[JB400]

Probably a plastic badge

 

[BeatersRus]

" Priceless" !! ty that was a great way to start the morning

 

[MarPar]

 

[henry b]

 

[snakeyes]

I needed a good laugh this morning thanks

 

[hanks73340]

good laugh to start the day....

 

[moparnation74]

 

[coronet68mx]

That will show him

 

[67440chrg]

Good One!!! Thanks.

 

[Xp29h]

That was a good one!

 

[Ironbuilt]

 

[khryslerkid]

That's similar to the elderly couple dressing up for Halloween one year. They found a cow outfit, he wore the front half, she wore the back half.

Halfway through the evening they decided to take a shortcut across farmer Brown's pasture. Partway through the pasture they hear a large bull running toward them. She says "what are we going to do!" He says "I'm going to make it look like I'm grazing, you better brace yourself!"