waroc
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:headbang: a blind man walks into a lumber yard looking for a job. The boss, not just wanting to tell him no says " i ll hire you if you can pass the test."
So the boss has one of his employees take the blind man out back to identify different types of wood. the first pile of wood is pine. the blind man walks around the pile sniffing as he goes..he says " thats pine wood". the employee is amazed thinking, how'd he do that ?.
Taking the blind man to the second pile, which is walnut... again, the blind man walks around the wood pile sniffing....and sniffing somemore. the blind man says " thats a big pile of walnut". The employee is thinking thats truly great, he totally got it....
So now the employee thinks he gonna. pulla little prank on the blind man, so they bring out the receptionist, strip her buck naked and laid her on her back.
The blind man walks around, sniffing, sniffing and sniffing somemore, then he says "flip it over " so the employee flips her over. Again the blind man is sniffing.....then he stops, looking very confused. scratching his head, he suddenly begins to laugh..." I bet you thought I didn't know what that was, did you...thats a **** house door off an old tuna boat !". :3gears:
So the boss has one of his employees take the blind man out back to identify different types of wood. the first pile of wood is pine. the blind man walks around the pile sniffing as he goes..he says " thats pine wood". the employee is amazed thinking, how'd he do that ?.
Taking the blind man to the second pile, which is walnut... again, the blind man walks around the wood pile sniffing....and sniffing somemore. the blind man says " thats a big pile of walnut". The employee is thinking thats truly great, he totally got it....
So now the employee thinks he gonna. pulla little prank on the blind man, so they bring out the receptionist, strip her buck naked and laid her on her back.
The blind man walks around, sniffing, sniffing and sniffing somemore, then he says "flip it over " so the employee flips her over. Again the blind man is sniffing.....then he stops, looking very confused. scratching his head, he suddenly begins to laugh..." I bet you thought I didn't know what that was, did you...thats a **** house door off an old tuna boat !". :3gears:
