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On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and his blonde wife in
> Maine were listening to the radio during breakfast.
>
> They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
> snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
> street, so the snowplows can get through."
>
> So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.
>
> A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
> said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. The Highway
> Department
> informs us that you must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the
> street
> this evening, so the snowplows can get through."
>
> The good wife went out and moved her car again.
>
> A couple of weeks later, they were again having breakfast when the
> radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
> must park......."
> Just then, the power went off.
>
> The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
> said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
> park on so the snowplows can get through?"
>
> With all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are
> married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you
> just leave the car in the garage this time?"
> Maine were listening to the radio during breakfast.
>
> They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
> snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
> street, so the snowplows can get through."
>
> So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.
>
> A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
> said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. The Highway
> Department
> informs us that you must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the
> street
> this evening, so the snowplows can get through."
>
> The good wife went out and moved her car again.
>
> A couple of weeks later, they were again having breakfast when the
> radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
> must park......."
> Just then, the power went off.
>
> The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
> said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
> park on so the snowplows can get through?"
>
> With all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are
> married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you
> just leave the car in the garage this time?"
