A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle
drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and
says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water
deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He
sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to
the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his
hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to
him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like
I'm a doing."
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people
from Arkansas a bad name, makin' everybody think we is
stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your
a**!"
drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and
says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water
deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He
sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to
the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his
hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to
him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like
I'm a doing."
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people
from Arkansas a bad name, makin' everybody think we is
stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your
a**!"
