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Bob walked into a bar

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Bob walked into a bar around 5:58 PM.
He sat down next to a very attractive blonde at the bar and
stared up at the TV.

The 6 PM news was coming on. The news crew was
covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I reckon he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching
the scene on the TV. The guy on the ledge did a swan
dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to
Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw
this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would
jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think
he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.......
 
Wonder if it turned out the same way on the 11pm news ?
 
Bob walked into a bar around 5:58 PM.
He sat down next to a very attractive blonde at the bar and
stared up at the TV.

The 6 PM news was coming on. The news crew was
covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I reckon he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching
the scene on the TV. The guy on the ledge did a swan
dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to
Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw
this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would
jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think
he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.......
-------------LOL
 
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