Can anyone pick me up, please ??

[mobileparts]

As the title says :
Can anyone pick me up, please ??

I asked my doctor, two weeks ago, what I could do this winter to stay healthy....
He told me I needed to walk five miles a day.... So I said, " O. K. ".....

But now, I am 70 miles from home !!!!!!!

 

[tonysrt]

Did you head East or West? If you went west you should be in New Jersey by now or east you might be in the Hamptons.

 

[67440chrg]

You got fuel and beer no one rides for free.

 

[ricks_RR]

like the old bumper used to say ( *** , grass or gas no one rides for free )