Car Bumper {JOKE}

[AmendaHogh]

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"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."

"I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"

"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"

"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

"2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2."

"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "

"MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!"

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

 

[Lighthorseman]

"When in doubt, EMPTY the magazine."

 

[Finallygotmine]

Dont like my driving? Dial 1-800 EAT ****

I always liked that one.

 

[Budnicks]

Teddy bears have fuzzy balls...