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>The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught
> Sunday School every week.
>
> One Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew
> right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was! While
> they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said,
> "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
>
> "Why yes, that would be nice", the lady responded.
>
> Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck.......
>
> On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant
> in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked
> over at her and suggested,
>
> "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?'
>
> "Oh, NO," said the fine example of southern womanhood. "Whatever
> would I tell my Sunday School class?"
>
> Well, the gentleman was set back a bit, so, he didn't say much until after
> dinner when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked,
>
> "Would you like a smoke?"
>
> "Oh, my goodness, NO!" said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday
> School class if I did!"
>
> Well, the man felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car, and
> as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd
> been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to
> lose, so, he ventured forth with,
>
> "Ahhh ... mmmm, how would you like to stop at this motel?"
>
> "Sure, that would be nice,", she said in anticipation.
>
> The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then
> and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in.
>
> The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible
> love making imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the
> lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, 'What
> the hell have I done?'.
>
> He shook her awake and pleaded,
> "I've got to ask you one thing.....what are you going to tell your Sunday
> School class?"
>
> The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them --- that you don't have
> to smoke and drink to have a good time!:toothy10::toothy10::toothy10::toothy10::toothy10:
> Sunday School every week.
>
> One Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew
> right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was! While
> they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said,
> "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
>
> "Why yes, that would be nice", the lady responded.
>
> Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck.......
>
> On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant
> in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked
> over at her and suggested,
>
> "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?'
>
> "Oh, NO," said the fine example of southern womanhood. "Whatever
> would I tell my Sunday School class?"
>
> Well, the gentleman was set back a bit, so, he didn't say much until after
> dinner when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked,
>
> "Would you like a smoke?"
>
> "Oh, my goodness, NO!" said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday
> School class if I did!"
>
> Well, the man felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car, and
> as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd
> been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to
> lose, so, he ventured forth with,
>
> "Ahhh ... mmmm, how would you like to stop at this motel?"
>
> "Sure, that would be nice,", she said in anticipation.
>
> The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then
> and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in.
>
> The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible
> love making imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the
> lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, 'What
> the hell have I done?'.
>
> He shook her awake and pleaded,
> "I've got to ask you one thing.....what are you going to tell your Sunday
> School class?"
>
> The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them --- that you don't have
> to smoke and drink to have a good time!:toothy10::toothy10::toothy10::toothy10::toothy10:
