BBishere2
Well-Known Member
Ethel and Myra were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. Myra leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that flower show!"
"You're on!" said Ethel, holding up a $5.00 bill. Myra slowly
fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, Ethel soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Myra, smiling and naked, came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked Ethel.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement"
"You're on!" said Ethel, holding up a $5.00 bill. Myra slowly
fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, Ethel soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Myra, smiling and naked, came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked Ethel.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement"
