moparstuart
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Costume
Party -- HAPPY
HALLOWEEN!!
A couple
was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a
devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being
spoiled by not going.
So he
took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for
about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided
to go the party.
Since
her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there.
His
wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
his current
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally,
since he was her husband.
Finally,
he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed. So
off they went to one of the cars and had a
quickie.
Just
before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
for his behavior.
She
was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time
he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not
there."
"Did
you dance much ?"
"I'll
tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker
all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I
loaned my costume
to...."
Party -- HAPPY
HALLOWEEN!!
A couple
was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a
devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being
spoiled by not going.
So he
took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for
about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided
to go the party.
Since
her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there.
His
wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
his current
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally,
since he was her husband.
Finally,
he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed. So
off they went to one of the cars and had a
quickie.
Just
before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
for his behavior.
She
was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time
he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not
there."
"Did
you dance much ?"
"I'll
tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker
all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I
loaned my costume
to...."
