waroc
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- May 22, 2010
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- Location
- Illinois / Wisconsin border
:headbang: a farmhand was driving around the farm, checking fences. After a few minutes, the farmhand radios in to his boss.."hey boss, i gotta a big problem." The boss radios back " what's the problem ?" The farmhand says " i hit a pig out here on the road and he's stuck in the grill of my truck. He's still wriggling, what should i do ? The boss says " there's a shotgun in the back of the truck. Just shoot the pig in the head, pull him outta the grill and toss him in the bushes" "okay" the farmhand says and he signs off. After about 10 mins, the farmhand radios back in to the boss..."boss i got another problem out here... I did like you. said, i shot the pig ,pulled him outta the grill and threw him in the bushes" the boss says "well whats the problem then?" "Well," the farmhand says " the blue lights are still flashin' on his motorcycle, what should i do ?........":3gears:
