Three woman die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there,St Peter says to them, "We have only one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven and sure enough,there are ducks all over the place. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck, and though they try there best to avoid them the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St Peter chains them together and says, "your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man." The next day another woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St Peter who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained to an ugly man for eternity she is very, very careful where she steps. She goes months without stepping on a duck but one day St Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever seen, without a word he chains them together. The happy woman says, " I wonder what I did to be chained to you for all of eternity?"The guy says," I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck!"
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