Do you know Frank ?

[Pistol Pete]

Do you know Frank?



A man walks out to the street and immediately catches a taxi, just about to
go by.


He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "What perfect timing. You're
just like Frank."


Passenger: "Who?"


Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he did everything right, every time. Like my
coming along just when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank
Feldman every single time."


Passenger: "Everybody has some problems."


Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won
the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like Pavarotti,
and danced like Astaire. And you should have heard him play the piano!"


Passenger: "Sounds like he was really special."


Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew
all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with. And
whatever broke, he could fix it -- Frank Feldman, he could do everything
right."


Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"


Cabbie: "PLUS -- Frank really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
special. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his
clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the
perfect man! He NEVER made a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank
Feldman!"


Passenger: "What an amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


Cabbie: "Well... I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his
f**king wife."

 

[snakeyes]

:icon_thumright:

 

[george68hemirr]

Yep....the wife knows everything....lol

 

[Budnicks]

good one

 

[iraqivet01]

I think I dated your wife!!!!!