Doctor's appointment....

[Cranky]

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

 

[Roger63]

 

[Car Nut]

 

[Xp29h]

Good one!

 

[1969CoronetR/T]

I had a vasectomy two weeks ago and a meatotomy. During my post operation check up the urologist handed me a sterile plastic cup and told me to send in a semen sample in three months. I asked him if I have my wife bring it in for me. He replied 'yes' and then I asked him if my wife's saliva would tamper the results. He was not amused.