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Driver is distress

Auggie56

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It was post war Australia; a young man was driving his car through a remote desert area when the engine stalled. He was miles from any town; stranded, he began to contemplate his chances of walking out on his own when he saw a plume of dust in the distance. As it drew nearer, he could see that it was a chauffer driven limousine. The limousine pulled up beside the young man and the chauffer motioned for him to get in.

“Bring your things” said the driver, “the Master will send for your car later”.

The chauffer drove the young man to a magnificent mansion; oddly and strangely located in such a remote desert area.

“Come up to the house” directed the chauffer, “I will introduce you to the Master”, which he did. The Master was a middle aged, very distinguished gentleman, well dressed and very formal.



The Master said to him: “We have prepared a room for you; dinner will be at seven…please be prompt. We also dress for dinner; the closet I believe will be sufficient for your needs”.


The young man did as he was told; and went down to dinner promptly at seven. He was introduced to the Lady of the house and her beautiful daughter. In fact, they were both incredibly beautiful and looked enough alike to be twins. The dinner and conversation were both pleasant, and the young man went up to his room and retired. In about an hour or so, he was awakened by a knock at his door. He opened the door and was greeted by a young woman…who immediately said, in a quiet voice, “Please, don’t turn on the lights”. She eased into his bed, and they proceeded to get much better acquainted.


He was puzzled, however, as to whether it was the mother or the daughter that he had entertained; however, he was sure that at breakfast he would be able to determine which it was. Much to his surprise, neither gave even the slightest hint, and again that night at dinner, he was still undecided which lady it was.


That night, and again for a third night, the same scene; a knock at the door, and the same admonishment: “Please, don’t turn on the lights”. And again, they became better acquainted. And true to the previous days’ events, he was not offered even the slightest hint as to the identity of the lady he had so eagerly entertained.


The next morning at breakfast, the Master told the young man that his car was ready, serviced and filled with gasoline and that he could be on his way. He thanked the Master; gathered his things and proceeded out to his car, followed by the Master. Having said their goodbyes, the Master turned to the young man, and said:


“I suppose you are wondering why we live in this style so far from any other human habitation. I believe you have the right to know, so I will tell you. You see, we have another daughter, and she has leprosy”.
 
Okay flashback to my days in he Military....

So a Sailor on board ship goes to sick call & speaks to the doc about symptoms he's been experiencing since his recent liberty in Subic Bay... he has a rather severe burning sensation & his "gun" is showing some unusual coloring....

The Doc asks a few questions & tells him I have some bad news.... You've contacted a rare & aggressive form of Syphilis.... We are going to have to cut your penis off....

Clearly upset & not ready to accept the diagnosis the sailor decides to go see a local Pilipino Doctor to get a second opinion from someone with more knowledge of local diseases...

The local doctor asks a few questions, takes a look at the effected organ & tells the sailor just what he was hoping to hear... Your American doctors are always in such a hurry.... No need to cut anything.....

Relieved the Sailor asks the doc "Are you sure??

Oh Yes... No need to cut!! It'll fall off by itself in a couple weeks....
 
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