khryslerkid
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A young man was bringing his girl friend home from their "first date" when all of a sudden he gets this terrible gas pain!
"Well here we are. I had a real good time but I really have to go now." said the young man.
"Oh you must walk me to the door!" she says.
So he walks her to the door and just about that time the door opens and there stands her parents!
Now we have all been in this situation before and this poor guy is about to "bust a gut!"
"Come on in." says her mother.
"Allright but just for a minute" Says the young man.
So they all go into the living room and the young man sits down on the sofa and the family dog jumps up and sits down beside him.
"Hey! I could let one go and they just might think the dog did it!" the young man thought to himself.
So he carefully and quietly lets some of the painful gas loose that he has been holding for at least the last fifteen minutes and boy what a relief!
All of a sudden the mother looks at the dog and hollers "Duke!"
"Ha" the young man thought to himself. "She thought the dog did it!"
So getting by with one release he decides an attempt for another.
"Duke!" the mother replies.
Getting by with yet another he decides to go all out for just one more!
"Duke" the mother shouts "You better get away from that boy before he
s#!ts all over you!!!
"Well here we are. I had a real good time but I really have to go now." said the young man.
"Oh you must walk me to the door!" she says.
So he walks her to the door and just about that time the door opens and there stands her parents!
Now we have all been in this situation before and this poor guy is about to "bust a gut!"
"Come on in." says her mother.
"Allright but just for a minute" Says the young man.
So they all go into the living room and the young man sits down on the sofa and the family dog jumps up and sits down beside him.
"Hey! I could let one go and they just might think the dog did it!" the young man thought to himself.
So he carefully and quietly lets some of the painful gas loose that he has been holding for at least the last fifteen minutes and boy what a relief!
All of a sudden the mother looks at the dog and hollers "Duke!"
"Ha" the young man thought to himself. "She thought the dog did it!"
So getting by with one release he decides an attempt for another.
"Duke!" the mother replies.
Getting by with yet another he decides to go all out for just one more!
"Duke" the mother shouts "You better get away from that boy before he
s#!ts all over you!!!
